"I hate all of my classes."
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
I’m laughing because
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
L: HA! You fell for my plan!
Light: YOU FOOL! I expected your plan so I had another plan incase you saw through my plan!
Near: Hmm.. I expected your plan to be used to activate your other plan so I planned a plan you wouldn't plan on expecting