Anonymous asked
whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

sneesville asked
Have you guys ever heard of pentatonix? They're an amazing a capella group. And they're gonna be in the second pitch perfect movie.

parkingstrange:

I’m laughing because

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

What Death Note was about

L: HA! You fell for my plan!

Light: YOU FOOL! I expected your plan so I had another plan incase you saw through my plan!

Near: Hmm.. I expected your plan to be used to activate your other plan so I planned a plan you wouldn't plan on expecting